your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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