yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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