Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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