And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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