I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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