if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We're too hungover to prance.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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