Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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