I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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