we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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