I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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