woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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