i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
zippers are such a cool invention
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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