You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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