Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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