i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize