True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary