Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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