I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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