So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After last night, I could never be a politician.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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