I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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