We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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