i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
