if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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