Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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