have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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