Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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