I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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