So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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