Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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