what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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