i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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