UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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