Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

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(830): View more from Texas

I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call

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(559): View more from California

Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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(518): View more from New York

Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.

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