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  girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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  No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.

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• (626): View more from California

  Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (831): View more from California

  I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.

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