I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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