At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.