girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.