i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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