you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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