Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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