How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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