Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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