I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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