I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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