So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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