he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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