"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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