Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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