O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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