I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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