she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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