watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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