I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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