he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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