You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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