Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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